He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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