Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Randomize
