I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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