Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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