Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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