these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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