I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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