is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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