It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
ugly people sure do ruin things
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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