You really coming over, don't trick.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Of course I have a pirate flag
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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