I wish I could punch you in the face.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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