then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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