If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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