were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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