hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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