That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
The ass gains better be worth it
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