just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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