dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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