whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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