And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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