She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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