I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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