I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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