In the future we'll all be gay
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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