My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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