i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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