he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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