Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Is it because I queefed?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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