literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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