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Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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