My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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