You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Girls should come with a carfax report
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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