Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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