I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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