Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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