Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
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