oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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