Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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