it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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