My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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