Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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