hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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