I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
