I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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