im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
