Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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