She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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