Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm too high and old for this...
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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