Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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