She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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